Candidate Unelectability

by AEDem04

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Saturday, Nov. 29, 2003 Saturday, Nov. 29, 2003 at 4:59:07pm PST

(Note: This is purely satirical fun. I'm poking fun at LordKelving and his Dean Guaranteed Unelectability Entry)

Dean is unelectable because he likes to ski.

Clark is unelectable because he looks like a vampire.

Kucinich is unelectable because he looks like Spock.

Gephardt is unelectable because he doesn't have eyebrows.

Kerry is unelectable because... he's Kerry.

Braun is unelectable because she didn't take of her suit coat like everyone else during the debate.

Al Sharpton is unelectable because he wants on John Kerry's wife.

George W. Bush is completley electable, along with Joe Lieberman.

GO HOLY JOE!! :D