Henry Kissinger

(White tie and tails: check)
(Top hat: check)
(Cane: check)
(Orchestra playing 20s jazz: check)

(Monty Python ready to sue me blind: maybe)

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the doctor of my dreams....
With your crinkly hair
And your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes....

As Pentagon generals offered optimistic assessments that the sectarian violence in Iraq had dissipated this weekend, other military experts told ABC News that Sunni and Shiite groups in Iraq already are engaged in a civil war, and that the Iraqi government and U.S. military had better accept that fact and adapt accordingly.

(Sing along after the cut!)

I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy
But at least you're not insane.

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here.

Media reports that America and Britain plan to pull all their troops out of Iraq by the spring of 2007 are "completely false," the U.S. military in Iraq said on Sunday, reiterating there is no timetable for withdrawal.

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes
And your squishy nose
You're like a German Par-o-quet.

Last week, his Sunni Arab neighborhood under attack by Shiite militiamen, Adhadh found himself huddled over the telephone in panic, begging the U.S. Embassy to send American soldiers.

All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits that Cher....

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton, speaking at (an AIPAC convention), said it is too soon for the U.N. Security Council to impose sanctions on Iran but other countries are talking about doing so and Washington is “beefing up defensive measures to cope with the Iranian nuclear threat.”

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here.