Is that Mary Ann or Ginger...

... playing volleyball?

Here.  Have a piece of pie.

And I'm leaving dkos!  Seriously!  I'm not kidding!  One more ad for scantily clad woman (athletes) and I'm outta' here!  Imagine if the LPGA Tour was played in bikinis! And if women's softball players wore bikinis, would the game have been dropped as an Olympic sport?

These are important questions. Please feel free to leave your comments here.

I'd write more on the flip, but why bother?

Damn it!  I've got sand in my crotch!

IMPORTANT NOTE:  This diary will self-destruct in 90 minutes.