In light of this...
Palin says she won't 'waste my time' on another interview with Katie Couric
Potential 2012 presidential candidate Sarah Palin says she won't do another interview with CBS "Evening News" anchor Katie Couric after their last go around led to widespread mockery of the former Alaska governor.
Palin (R) believes Couric is biased as a result of the series of interviews she conducted with her during the 2008 presidential campaign when Palin was Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) vice presidential nominee.
"As for doing an interview, though, with a reporter who already has such a bias against whatever it is that I would come out and say?" Palin asked during an interview with "Fox News" host Sean Hannity that will air Monday night. "Why waste my time? No."
...let us consider some things Palin can waste her time on while she's not wasting her time on Katie Couric:
- Voting for Bristol on Dancing with the stars from the privacy of her very own reality TV show.
- Reading "anything" and "everything" and "all of the above" -- including John Birch society newsletters.
- Actually, on second thought, now that quitting her job made her rich, hiring a staff to read for her.
- Soaking in the view of Russia from her porch
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Tending to her state's needs as Governor. (Correction: she quit.)
- Per #5, making $70 gadzillion per year telling people how bad the economy is and that it's really all Obama's fault.
- Consoling Joe Miller.
- Writing out her 2012 Presidential platform on her palm.
- Thanking her lucky stars that Republicans are so afraid of her that no major elected Republican will actually challenge her.
- Expanding her thoughts about economic growth into a full-length tweet.
Got some other ideas? Contribute them in the comments and we can help make sure she doesn't waste a moment.
