Bush wants to protect you... from Bat Boy?

Somebody yelled this out during Bush's speech last night at the bar and this was too funny not to share.

A hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners, and that recognize the matchless value of every life. Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research... creating human-animal hybrids...

-GWB, 1/31/06

So basically, Bush has a major problem with Bat Boy.

A war on human-animal hybrids? Am I just ignorant of the serious threat that The Island of Doctor Moreau poses to us? Are we either with Bat Boy or against Bat Boy?

While I'm on the subject, Bush telling the U.S. that "America is addicted to oil" is like a pusher telling his loyal junkies that they have a problem with heroin. Didn't he head up an energy firm in the past? Didn't he quash better fuel economy standards? Just a thought.