The RNC: "We love nasty talk as much as you do"

Ever wonder what Republicans do when they're not at bondage-themed lesbian sex clubs?

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This was what people heard when they called a toll-free number at the bottom of a recent RNC fundraising letter ... the one, by the way, that was widely criticized for trying to dupe people into believing it was from the Census Bureau.

An RNC spokesman blamed the little snafu on a "typographical error."