https://www.dailykos.com/user/norky/rss/index.xml News Community Action Copyright 2005 - Steal what you want Sun, 26 Jan 2020 21:56:39 +0000 Sun, 26 Jan 2020 21:56:39 +0000 Daily Kos rss@dailykos.com (Daily Kos) Daily Kos rss@dailykos.com (Daily Kos) https://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/4/21/1518330/-The-Sanders-Anonymous-12-Step-Program <p>It’s been pointed out that this post indicates that I’m not very funny. It’s true that I don’t make money at it. How Bernie, his supporters and campaign team pivot to supporting Hillary Clinton in a general election vs. Donald Trump is up to them. I’ve heavily edited deep snark comments out of respect for his many fans here at kos, where I hardly ever post, although I’ve been a member for 7 years. My sincere apologies go out to those offended by the earlier post. I support Sec. Clinton, and have never said I would fail to vote for Sanders if he is the nominee. I voted in a caucus for Hillary this year, my first caucus in 42 years of voting. She lost, it was a pleasant experience, and the archaic caucus system, which draws miserably low turnout every time, should be done away with.</p> rss@dailykos.com (norky) imwithher _1518330 Thu, 21 Apr 2016 15:34:51 +0000 https://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/3/16/1502673/-Top-5-punchlines-in-US-Gallows-Humor-History <p>1) "Hurry it up, ya Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men by the time you get done screwing around!"--Serial killer Carl Panzram, KS gallows, 1930.</p> <p>2) "How's this for a headline? French fries!"--Double-murderer James French, OK electric chair, 1966.</p> <p>3) "Where's my stunt double when I need him?"--Carjack murderer Vince Gutierrez, TX needle, 2007.</p> <p>4) "Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to see a baked Appel!"--Cop-killer George Appel, NY electric chair, 1928.</p> <p>5) "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."--Double-murderer Robert Alton Harris, misquoting a line from the movie "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey," CA gas chamber, 1992.</p> rss@dailykos.com (norky) ComicRelief _1502673 Thu, 17 Mar 2016 04:43:03 +0000