The next president of the United States.
Update: Like I said, I'm a cynical asshole, but the love is genuine. Even from me. And it's not just because we hate Bush. Not anymore.
Update II: John has reported to duty at exactly 10:10 p.m. The speech will end precisely in time for the 11 o'clock news. Call it stage-managed. I call it efficient.
Update 3: Bush ran on "restoring dignity" to the White House. He did none of that. Kerry is running on "restoring truth and credibility to the White House". Nice way to turn Bush's 2000 rhetoric against him.
I'm also loving the line, in response to GOP claims that the economy is just fine: "There is nothing more pessimistic than saying America can't do better."
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