I have finally tallied up the "votes" and, let me tell you, it was (all together now)
hard work. Counting mojo, adding up the "me, too's" and "me, three's" (not to mention the mojo on those) and the combination votes was almost more than this poor mathematically-disabled brain could handle.
Without further ado...
The unquestioned favorite by an almost 2 to 1 margin was:
by RP
Runner-up was this late entry by dadanation
And by executive fiat (because I can, that's why), I'm adding this one from Johnny Gentle Famous Crooner because it's just so damn good.
Housekeeping and loose ends in the comment section.