A Roundhouse Kick to the Election!

Mark Sumner for Daily Kos

Daily Kos Staff

Monday October 22, 2007 · 3:07 PM PDT

2007/10/22 · 15:07

Truly, the ways of Chuck Norris are not like those of mortal men.

Chuck Norris does not sleep... he only waits.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not like Sara Lee.
But Chuck Norris does like Mike Huckabee

"Mike is also a respected and fearless leader, and he does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority," Norris added.

A fearless leader who does not cower? Someone who doesn't listen to the "cries" of either the majority or the minority?

That's right people. Mike Huckabee won't negotiate with terrorists, with Congress, or the American people -- except with his fists! Mike Huckabee will answer congressional subpoenas -- with lead! Mike Huckabee will spread love and a pro-life message -- by killing everyone who disagrees!

Or maybe when Chuck talked about a fearless leader, this is what he had in mind. Actually, the funniest thing about the CNN blog post is the question "Will Norris' star power help Huckabee?"

Update [2007-10-22 18:27:56 by Devilstower]: Okay, so Troutfishing already covered this 100x better than the story deserves. Would Chuck let that stop him?

A Roundhouse Kick to the Election!

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