It can't go on, it goes on.
MITT: Loves America, Reagan. Hates answering questions.
TANCREDO: Relatively deft handling of bizarre question about organ donation.
RON PAUL: I'm surprised he wears a suit. You figure that he'd be in a bear skin -- better prepared for return to the state of nature.
ROE v. WADE: Rudy punts, all others want it repealed. Tancredo says the day that Roe is repealed would be the greatest day in US history. Creepy mofo.
MITT: What a weasel on abortion. If I were a Republican who genuinely was anti-abortion, I would never consider voting for the slimeball.
McCAIN: Jesus. He makes Dole '96 look young and connected to reality. He wants to be president to smite our enemies, or something.
HUCK: Opposing abortion is what separates us from Islamofascists. Wow.
THOMPSON: Employers should be allowed to fire gays for being gay.
HUCK: Points out the absurdity of Mitt's Conundrum ("my faith is so important to me, but it doesn't influence my decisions"). This really bugs Tweety, for some reason. I guess Mitt's got a boyfriend.
BROWNBACK: I love Jews! Why, Joe Lieberman's a Jew!
HUNTER: Seems determined to outflank Tancredo on immigration. Which is hilarious. It'd be like trying to out-stardust Kucinich.
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