I can't do this much longer.
BROWNBACK: We're not any more corrupt than Dems, 'cause someone had cash in their freezer once. And I believe in the family.
TANCREDO: Reagan is proof that a fringe rightist can become President. I am that fringe rightist.
McCAIN: Increasingly reminiscent of your aged grandfather. The one that you didn't like, with bad breath and that funny laugh.
HUCK: Is this what helps him start to break through? He's been really good, at least compared to his fellow travelers.
MITT: He makes me sick. I mean, I'm as pro-choice as they come, and I'm appalled by his flip-flopping on abortion. I can't imagine how a committed anti-choice activist could vote for him.
RUDY: Mealy-mouthed attempt to make people forget that -- historically -- he's to the left of Joementum on abortion.
HUNTER: Acknowledges the existence of global warming. !
MATTHEWS: Say what you will about him generally, he's moderating the shit outta this thing. Keeps it moving -- and tough, but fair, questions.
GILMORE: Tries to remind folks that he was Governor of VA on 9/11. Somehow, I don't think he's gonna cut into Rudy's hero status.
ROMNEY: Weasels on embryonic stem cell research! He truly is the most repellent of the bunch.
OK, kids, I'm wrapping up. The Trapper spouse wants to watch CSI, and I can't blame her. McJoan will take you through the rest of this tour of a train wreck.
MCCAIN: Wins the stem cell question, damn him. (mcjoan)
BROWNBACK: "Taken behind the barn and killed with a dull axe." Even his "folksy" is creepy.
MCCAIN: TAXES EAT PEOPLE!!!!
MCCAIN: Aw, isn't that cute. He loves him some Joe.
HUNTER: Scary brown people.
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