The Bush Presidential Liberry

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Friday October 17, 2008 · 6:57 PM PDT

2008/10/17 · 18:57

We would love to give proper attribution for this sneak preview of the Bush Library, but it arrived, like so many others circulating by e-mail, absent of any clue as to authorship. Our thanks to the unknown originator, and special thanks to Betty Layport Feher for the glorious idea we’ve rendered above -- of housing the Bush Library in a FEMA trailer.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, under construction indefinitely.

Alberto Gonzales Room. Have you seen that? You can’t remember?

Texas Air National Guard Room. Skip this one. No need even to show up.

Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Wing. Bigger than a WalMart, and it has no ceiling.

Bush Tax-Cut Room: admission restricted to the fabulously wealthy.

The Economy Room. You can find it in the toilet.

Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth.

Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location.

Environmental Conservation Room. Still empty.

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will be equipped with an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

Step right up and get your tickets!

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