So after being properly reeducated yesterday regarding how Palestinian lives are our first priority, I’m on board. People left some very nice comments and a few even showed their appreciation by putting little flags on my posts to draw more attention to them. No more pesky distractions from me. I am now properly laser focused on nothing but shaming anyone who cares about anything except Palestinians. Where do I get my MPGA hat? And what color is it? MAGA has red, and MUGA has blue and yellow. I’m guessing we’re green?
Anyway, I noticed that in addition to Israel harming Palestinians, that climate change had begun to harm them too. The area is rather dry and even if the Palestinians get control of their own water sources, weather is becoming more unpredictable and heat waves are likely in that area. I thought that we might install a space umbrella to shade just the Palestinians to make things cooler for them. The orbital mechanics of it seem a little tricky so I haven’t figured it out yet. We’d probably have to make it really big and put it the Earth/Sun L1 Lagrangian. But then we’d still need daily orbital corrections to keep it over Palestine. Perhaps we can fly planes overhead seeding cloud layers at the right level?
But really the easiest way would be for everyone to get together and decide not to keep putting CO2 and methane into the air. I know this is not important for the rest of the world, but thousands of Palestinians will probably die due to global warming unless we do something. I’m pretty sure we’ve missed several important CO2 targets already and the longer we delay the worse the damage to the Palestinians.
If only there was some way to grab the worlds attention and focus it on the plight of the Palestinians who will die from global warming. I clearly don’t understand these big ideas as I haven’t yet figured out the “Save the Palestinians, Save the World” strategy. But that’s why I’m coming to you all. Maybe someone smarter than me can look at the data from the scientists and let us know if this is important enough to organize mass protests around.
Or are we not doing science anymore? I was never very good at following the crowd; always asking annoying questions and harshing on other people’s vibe. Oh well, my idea probably wasn’t important anyway.