Breitbart is comedy gold right now.

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Thursday May 18, 2017 · 12:52 AM PDT

2017/05/18 · 00:52

A commentator at the WaPo posted some comments from the meltdown going on over at Breitbart, and, while it may be mean-spirited to mock them, it’s nothing compared to what they’ve been trying to do to this country:

NUCLEAR BOMBSHELL! One Division of armor needs to be deployed to Washington DC and placed around the perimeter of the capital !

We are witnessing a satanic plot against trump and the country is in grave danger !

Where are the charges against Hillary Clinton and obama officials to include obama !

The entire democrat party is criminally insane by its self !

There has been a coup de tat of the US congress in the GOO by illuminati MOLES !

(Illuminati moles = them’s good eatin’.)

I found some manic ones myself:

There is no evidence. There is no probable cause. There is no case.

It aint over till Sovereign One says its over.

The real problem is Pence. He is leading a shadow executive branch waiting to take over after the coup. Lock him up!

(I wish DKos had a cartoon typeface.)

I’ll just leave this here. Add to the SchadenDrumpf through the day as you please.

Surely not.

Artryst

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Saturday April 15, 2017 · 4:07 AM PDT

2017/04/15 · 04:07

Surely not.

1. You are a multimillionaire. You got it because your father left most of it to you, which you in part helped yourself to by finding ways of disinheriting family members that were also due money.

2. You make millions ruthlessly, always hoping that “their” admiration would become total. It never does, not quite. Not 100%. But you’ll show them. You know, deep down, that the only human relationship is about power.

3. You become President. You have no real friends. You know your party used you, as you know they know you’re using them – but they’re still using you. Even so … If you want to start the biggest fire in the world, they’ll hand you the match. And the gasoline can.

4, Your father died of Alzheimers. You may love your kids, but they’re beginning to look at you the way you looked at your father, back then. And your wife would just as soon not be with you.

5, No close friends. No close family. You’re all about revenge. It’s you against the world. And you’re losing. You may be dead soon. What do you do?

6, Hitler wanted to take the entire country of Germany down with him in flames.

“Surely not.”

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