You know of whom I speak...
He has betrayed his wife, his family, his constituents, his party, his defenders, his friends, his cause -- well to the extent his cause is anything other than himself -- and everything and everyone he purportedly stood for.
He was the lowest sort of empty-suited poseur -- go look at his record; he didn't really do all that much. Would that he had been as active in Congress as he was on Twitter.
And to make matters far, far worse, he has elevated and legitimized self-aggrandizing bottom-feeders even more dishonest, repugnant, conniving and amoral than himself.
He is no better than, and every bit as monstrously, pathologically selfish as, those other lying putzes, John Edwards, Bill Clinton, et. al., who talk a good game, but would ultimately destroy all of us and everything we're fighting for with their own megalomania.
So we must be done with these people, these charlatans, once and far all. And the charlatan of the moment, the lying putz, the crying dick, the dissembling schlong, the preening weiner -- the dumb selfish fuck who betrayed us all and, much worse, embarrassed and humiliated his wife -- should remove himself from the public eye as quickly possible.
Resign, mother-fucker. Get lost; go play with yourself in private. (And get some fucking counseling. Please.)
2012 is going to be hard enough; the Other Disappointment -- you know of whom I speak -- is far, far away from a lock on re-election. It's about 60/40 that clown show, floppy ears, nicotine, bank-shilling duplicity and all, gets sent back to Chicago in 2013. What horror -- enabled by a potentially Republican Congress -- would replace him?
In the immediate term, the Deficit Kabuki is going into its final, deadliest act. The FreakShow, and their backers, are mounting a crazed, last-ditch assault on teachers, the elderly, the unions, the poor, the unemployed and everybody else who isn't a millionaire all over the country.
In short, we don't need this shit right now.
So, little willie, you dumb, preening, selfish fuck, if you haven't already left by the time this is posted, please do us all a favor -- for once, please, do something for someone other than yourself -- and please, please go the fuck away, little man, ...ASAP.
