Jerry McNerney Facts:
McNerney was born June 18, 1951. This is also known as the beginning of the modern environmental movement.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just McNerney.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is McNerney.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a McNerneytatorship.
Man is by nature a political animal...and if McNerney was an animal, he would be a shark riding on an elephant's back.
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely...and McNerney tends to absolutely kick the ass of redneck republicans from the Central Valley.
Politics is more difficult than physics, until McNerney took office. - Albert Einstein
Jerry McNerney's poop is considered currency in Argentina.
McNerney's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
McNerney can divide by zero.