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Definitive Post-Election Plan

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Wednesday November 03, 2004 · 6:13 PM PST

2004/11/03 · 18:13

OK, here's the plan:

California, Oregon, Washington secede..
Using CA-voter-approved stem cell research funds and donor cells from Gov. Schwarzenegger, secretly breed giant clone army.
Invade Nevada (see step 2), seizing control of all-important washed-up performer assets.
Invade Arizona and New Mexico, seizing control of an endless supply of sand.
Take Texas, burying Crawford under millions of tons of sand in the process (see step 4).
The rest of the country, quaking at the fearsome sight of Carrottop frolicing with Cirque-du-Soleil contortionists (see step 3) atop the picturesque sand dunes of Crawford, surrenders.

Who's with me?

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