Let’s see the Obama Marriage Certificate

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Wednesday October 03, 2012 · 6:57 AM PDT

2012/10/03 · 06:57

My guess about the opening moments of tonight’s debate:

Jim Lehrer: “Let me start off by congratulating the President and his wife, Michelle, on their twentieth wedding anniversary.”

Mitt Romney: “Now hold on a second. Has anyone seen their marriage certificate?? That was a ‘zinger’! Donald Trump texted it to me last night.”

My other guess is that Mitt would point out that he and Ann have been married since 1969, that she’s a woman, and that he thinks women are great – particularly those who live in Ohio, Virginia, Florida, Iowa, Nevada, and Colorado.

If you can't trust PriceWaterhouseCoopers...

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Monday October 12, 2009 · 7:13 AM PDT

2009/10/12 · 07:13

Maybe the insurance industry should have hired a firm that didn't have to pay out "one of the largest recoveries from an outside auditor in the history of securities class action litigation" a mere two years ago:
http://www.btkmc.com/...
Or maybe experience in fraud was one of the job qualifications?

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Sunday October 19, 2008 · 3:50 PM PDT

2008/10/19 · 15:50

Last Tuesday’s kos post noted that the early voting in Georgia had a high proportion of African American voters (37%), even though that group makes up only 29% of the state’s registered voters. Since then, this has dropped to 35.9.

But this number is still impressive, and there are several reasons why Georgia might turn out to be the key to Obama’s election.

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Wednesday September 24, 2008 · 3:49 PM PDT

2008/09/24 · 15:49

I'm afraid I must cancel my appointment with my proctologist on Friday unless there's a deal reached by then for the economic bailout.

Oh, and my daughter has told her teacher that she can't take her algebra test (unless, of course, there's a deal reached by then for the economic bailout).

I hear there's a death-row inmate in Arkansas who, regrettably, had to inform his warden that he'll have to hold off on his execution until the economy is back in shape.

Please join in. What else must to be put on hold?

The Gustav Conspiracy (w/Poll)

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Friday August 29, 2008 · 8:46 AM PDT

2008/08/29 · 08:46

How long before someone from Fox News notices where Gustav originated: off the coast of Africa!? Certainly this is no coincidence. Consider the following:

Africa is where Obama's father was born.

Obama's father was born Muslim.

There are, in fact, many Muslims in Africa.

Obama has visited Africa (more than once!).

The Swedish involvement in African slave trade was greatly expanded under King Gustav III. Obama has opposed the African slave trade.

More and poll after the jump

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Who will first demand an investigation of this conspiracy?

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Who will first demand an investigation of this conspiracy?

Michelle Malkin

5 votes

Joe Scarborough

0 votes

Bill Oâ€<sup>~</sup>Reilly

4 votes

Sean Hannity

6 votes

Glenn Beck

1 vote

Ann Coulter

2 votes

Rush Limbaugh

2 votes

Michael Savage

0 votes

Melanie Morgan

0 votes

Laura Ingraham

0 votes

G. Gordon Liddy

4 votes

Other

0 votes

McCain's Cranky TIME Interview

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Thursday August 28, 2008 · 6:21 AM PDT

2008/08/28 · 06:21

Time uses the word "Prickly", and there's certainly some underlying meaning to that as well. But the core truth here is his crankiness.

Another underlying truth is that reporters such as these seems to feel like jilted lovers. "But didn't we mean more to each other? Didn't we have something special? How can you throw all that away?"

Gotta love this part:

Do you miss the old way of doing it?
I don't know what you're talking about.

Really? Come on, Senator.
I'll provide as much access as possible ...

Maybe, as good spurned lovers, they'll now start to notice all those annoying things that used to be so cute.

Poll after the flip...

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McCain's Interview is:

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McCain's Interview is:

Prickly

10 votes

Cranky

15 votes

Crotchety

38 votes

Peevish

11 votes

Grouchy

9 votes

Petulant

35 votes

Testy

23 votes

Irritable

5 votes

Stodgy

4 votes

O'Reilly Prompts Threats over Sex Panel

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Thursday May 31, 2007 · 6:05 AM PDT

2007/05/31 · 06:05

A panel of the renowned "Conference on World Affairs" in Boulder was held at a local high school. The panel concerned "STDs: Sex, Teens and Drugs," and severals panelists advocated a less-than-conservative approach to such things. A parent objected. It got some local coverage. Then O'Reilly decides to stir things up. A Fox camera crew ambushed the School Board President, etc. etc. The Boulder Daily Camera newspaper reports this morning that O'Reilly's followers are now harassing school officials -- for example, one sent an email to an official stating that torture and murder are good "revenge" options against him.

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Friday March 02, 2007 · 4:36 PM PST

2007/03/02 · 16:36

I am guessing that Coulter’s comment, which was clearly a prepared remark, was part of a Rovian strategy. The candidates in attendance will surely distance themselves from it, but they were the intended beneficiaries. Here’s my logic:

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Let’s see the Obama Marriage Certificate

If you can't trust PriceWaterhouseCoopers...

Why Georgia might end up giving Obama the Presidency [updated]

I'm cancelling my proctologist appt Friday

The Gustav Conspiracy (w/Poll)

McCain's Cranky TIME Interview

O'Reilly Prompts Threats over Sex Panel

A Republican Coulter Strategy?