GOP 2008 secret strategery!!

siamesewonka

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Friday August 03, 2007 · 9:32 PM PDT

2007/08/03 · 21:32

I have secretly been working for Guiliani's campaign for the past 4 months and I have to tell you us Repubelicans are hankering for a real man to lead this country. Guiliani has been all pomp and no circumstance! He has no military/taekwondo training,hell even most of us believe he doesn't workout much. This leaves our party in a dangerous position: due to the recent Zeitgeist videos and other internet conspiracies nobody will believe us when we tell them that tower 7 accidentally fell when Guiliani called down Zeus-like divine retribution on Al Qaeda from the Heavens with his thundering virile voice.

Based on many factors the obvious candidate of choice for the Republicans is listed below the fold!

Not only will he destroy Democratic hopes for 2008 he will piss on our dreams! ....and roundhouse kick our communist-girlymannish liberals to the curb.

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