McCain suspends campaign, joins a leper colony, eats a live octopus--FOR THE ECONOMY

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Wednesday September 24, 2008 · 2:23 PM PDT

2008/09/24 · 14:23

John McCain has unilaterally suspended his campaign and called upon Barack Obama to do the same. McCain's campaign stated, "He has asked Senator Obama to journey with him to Washington to lead a bipartisan effort to solve this problem." Furthermore, The Journey the McCain campaign has sketched out appears to be some sort of mystical quest fraught with weird challenges and feats of strength. "My friends, for the sake of the economy, I ask Senator Obama to put aside petty politics, and instead reach into one of five numbered holes in a large rock."

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