Boy, was I ever disappointed the first time I tried out Linux. Under Windows, I downloaded the appropriate file, burned it to a CD (the live installers were smaller back then), left the disc in the drive, and rebooted. I was pumped up, anticipating this huge change in my tech life.
And up came Windows.
Okay, it wasn't really Windows, it was Ubuntu. But it seemed an awful lot like Windows. It had a taskbar (at the top of the screen), icons on the desktop, and a main menu for finding the installed programs. Double-clicking an icon activated the designated program. Right-clicking an icon gave me a mini-menu of choices like in Windows, even if they were phrased a bit differently. I opened the word processor, the music player, the web browser, the video player, and more. The differences between them and the equivalent Windows programs that I used were no greater than between my preferred Windows programs and other Windows programs which I had tried out at times.
What a ripoff! I had been expecting something dramatic, something that would make me feel dazzled by a breathtaking leap forward in my cyber geekdom, something that would make me believe I had been transported to the science station on the bridge of the starship Enterprise.
If I wasn't dazzled, couldn't I at least be bewildered and challenged? This was Linux, why wasn't I being forced to desperately type out arcane commands like the DOS and CP/M commands I had mastered when Windows was still but a gleam in Bill Gates' eye?
Sure, it looked kind of cool, like Windows' somewhat exotic cousin from some faraway land. But, bottom line, I just pointed and clicked and selected menu actions like I had already been doing for many years.
Prepare yourself to be disappointed. We are about to take a journey to the familiar, where you will be able to put your existing computing skills to use without having to learn everything all over again. Your next stop, the Linux Zone [cue mysterious music].
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