I'm very proud of this. Truly. The title is: "He Shan't Speak For Me"
Oh Obama
My dearest love
I thought you could help my mama
Now she's without hope
Didn't you realize her life is a melodrama
Are you just another one of the man?
Do I have to wait for Bananarama?
I have loved and lost
At what cost
BaraDLCk has made me love and lost
At what cost
Oh Barack
My bestest bud
You say you ain't DLC but get off that track
I am betrayed and angry and without hope
Life has given me a vicious smack!
Don't come around Daily Kos anymore
Your stock has sank through the floor
BaraDLCk has made me post an anguished implore
That he won't come 'round Daily Kos anymore
And if you're offended, my apologies, as it's not about your comments. It's just that I realized today Phyllis Diller and I are the ONLY PEOPLE IN THE FREE WORLD to not post an Obama diary. I wanted to beat her to the punch.