Of all the ridiculous, Orwellian nonsense that floods my desk in any given week, the idea of a "trigger" which is now threatening to find its way into the health care reform bill has to be the worst.
Thanks to stories from my grandfather when I was just a little tyke, whenever I hear the word "trigger," my mind turns instantly to thoughts of Roy Rogers and Dale Evans--tasseled shirts, white boots, and spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle. "Away, Trigger!" What a good horse won't do for piece of apple and a bucket of groats.
But the "trigger" being pushed into the health care bill would be anything but a big strong mare rearing up on its hind legs. Instead, it is a rhetorical gimmick--doublespeak designed to render the public option impotent by breaking into 50 pieces, while politicians simultaneously proclaim their support for one public option.
"Away, Trigger!" Which is to say: Keep that trigger the heck out of the health care bill, ya hear?
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