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When I grow up I want to be
A narcoleptic member of Congresss, dogged by "hardball" questions from Timmy O'Toole of Springfield
Commander-in-Chief featured on the next episode of worst Military Blunders, presented by the History Channel
The World's Most Successful Bigfoot Hunter, with aspiratons of netting Nessie
The winner of a Nobel Prize for inventing Fluoride-Flavored Meth
A love-obsessed astronaut, following a dark star to The Happiest Place on Earth