After Perfect Quarter, Bankers
Reveal They Are, In Fact, Gods
Deities Take Human Form To Play
With Lives of Mortals
Richieville News Service - NEW YORK CITY
Executives at four of the largest U.S. banks announced today that they had just completed a perfect first quarter in which they made money every single day and in addition, that they are in fact a race of gods who have taken human form to toy with the fate of mere mortals.
"Weep and be fearful," said Edward "Thunderbolt" Wegg, of Citigroup, Inc. "For we are descended from Mount Olympus to meddle in the affairs of mankind."
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