Oh my God, somebody in West Virginia isn't going to vote for Obama because he's black! This country is doomed! DOOMED!
Oh why do they hate him so much? What did he ever do to them? Oh golly gee, I can't figure those poor slovenly people out, except for the fact that I know for certain they're poor, and stupid, and inbred, and lazy, and ugly, and angry, and smelly, and dirty, and they love cock-fighting, and NASCAR, and moonshine, and doing it with their sister, and they hate NPR, and red wine, and foreign cars, and teh gays. Oh why oh why won't they vote for the guy that I like! He could make all their dreams come true, if only they would let him!
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