Q: You're the world's most popular fruit. What are you?
A: Humble.
Q: What is the most abused and neglected part of the body?
A: Well, mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q: Which is better looking, a pixie or a fairy?
A: I'll go for the fairy.
Q: In 'The Wizard of Oz', the Lion wanted courage and the Tin Man wanted a heart. What did the Scarecrow want??
A: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him.
Q: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty?
A: I don't have a third choice?
Q: Why was Nathan Hale hung?
A: Heredity.
Q: Does Mark Spitz believe swimming in the nude helps you go faster?
A: Well, it's easier to steer.
Q: What two things should you never do in bed?
A: Point and laugh.
Q: You’re equipped with a pick, a sieve, and a shallow pan. What are you about to do?
A: Joan Crawford's eyebrows.
These are just some of the brilliant one-liners from the "Center Square Extraordinaire"- Paul Lynde during his stint on "Hollywood Squares" in the late 60s/early 70s.
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