I don't know if this has been posted already. I just received it as an email from my mother-in-law and LOVED it!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by some ungodly, unholy artificial means. When my number comes up, then it's my turn to go. Under no circumstances should my untimely fate be put in the hands of a bunch of peckerhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a big piece of chocolate, or a good ice cold beer, it should then and only then, be presumed that I won't do so ever again. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
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