Ever since the election, I'm apparently an asshole. I think everyone in the Red states are hicks, I go around passing out condoms to youngsters and begging women to have abortions, and I run a grassroots campaign to get gays an dlesbians married to help further the homosexual agenda and hasten the demise of Western civilization.
Not just that, but I don't understand America. Me and my immoral views were soundly defeated on Nov. 2, but I just don't get it. I'm out of step with a program of lower taxes, foreign wars, a dismantling of the New Deal, and a restoration of gender roles circa 1900. Everyone in America wants that except for me, and for standing the way of progress, I'm an elite liberal wasting everyone's time.
Ever since the election, everyone knows that George W. Bush represents godliness, morality, the Christian spirit of community and unification. Everyone except me, that is, who still backs Democrats without remorse, even though we were clearly landslided on Nov 2 and should just shut up and go home.
Ever since the election I've been an immoral elitist anti-American obstructionist, and I'm goddamn sick of it.
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