Sources tell us that President Bush told Condoleezza Rice to sit at the back of Air Force One during a recent trip to an undisclosed location.
According to political analysts, this is not the first time that Bush has been accused of making racist remarks about Rice, but it is the first time that Bush has spoken such remarks to her face.
First Lady Laura Bush was notified of this event while picking up her third daughter from a Texas police station yesterday and is quoted as saying, "Sure, the president spent half his life drunk, doped up, sleeping around, and plotting faith-based global annihilation, but he is not a racist."
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