Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is arguably the proof that there is no God. The other day, Mark Hamill, best known for being goddamn awesome, hit out at the FCC’s Ajit Pai with a dose of The Force.
Luke Skywalker, channeling the late great Carrie Fisher, had this to say.
Sen. Ted Cruz hit back with the famed debate skills that helped him lose every single debate against Donald Trump.
Many people pointed out that besides being the perfect example of how full of shit Ted Cruz is, in a popularity contest with a wart, Ted Cruz loses every time.