Ted Cruz tried to school Luke Skywalker on Twitter and Luke Skywalker struck back

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is arguably the proof that there is no God. The other day, Mark Hamill, best known for being goddamn awesome, hit out at the FCC’s Ajit Pai with a dose of The Force.

Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious?" Pai 🤮-but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a lightsaber-A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations. Btw-did you pay John Williams his royalty? @AjitPaiFCCorpShill #AJediYouAreNOT pic.twitter.com/SpIcOEySUY

— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 16, 2017

.@HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power grab of net neutrality. Reject the dark side:  Free the net! https://t.co/nARkMvIEYk

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 17, 2017

Luke Skywalker, channeling the late great Carrie Fisher, had this to say.

Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 17, 2017

Oh shi……………..

Sen. Ted Cruz hit back with the famed debate skills that helped him lose every single debate against Donald Trump.

Yes, that's it. So sorry to misspell your name. Respond not with facts, but with anger. Who was it that said, "Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate"?  (1/2) https://t.co/uwMMzgKC1R

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 17, 2017

Many people pointed out that besides being the perfect example of how full of shit Ted Cruz is, in a popularity contest with a wart, Ted Cruz loses every time.

Hey Ted remember how you tried to be President and still lost to the world's biggest douchebag? pic.twitter.com/DUlNju6YK7

— Stephen Ford (@StephenSeanFord) December 18, 2017