I can only assume young Eric is talking about the impeachment hearings here and not a bootleg copy of the pee tape.
Yes, what this impeachment inquiry needs is a few donnybrooks. Or maybe some street magic. Or a clown who makes really interesting balloon animals.
Anything to liven it up.
This is how Trumps think, isn’t it? You could murder 30 nuns in your basement, but if the trial gets overly bogged down in the minutiae of your crimes, you’ll get away with it. Because everything is a show. Quick, hand out more “Read the Transcript” T-shirts to people who don’t read and don’t know what “transcript” means.
Of course, Eric got dragged pretty hard over this one:
And so on.
Maybe day 2 will be better, Eric. I hear they’re going to have Jim Jordan randomly whip a Super Ball around the chamber whenever Democrats are talking.
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