Dear leader yesterday upped his game of lying and deception by deploying the latest mind control technology created by “scientists” in the WH — the Sharpie. Using the advanced powers of the Sharpie on a poster board, he was able to convince a significant portion of his clueless base that hurricane Dorian was predicted on Sunday to hit and ravage Alabama, an artifact no other person on Earth noticed.
The Internet caught on the idea and is busy predicting his next set of Sharpie based mind-bending graphics. Laugh or cry or be concerned that this Orwellian crap actually works on weak minds.
When you have a sharpie, they let you do anything ...
Mexico will pay for that wall.
OK, now stop diverting funds from the military, Puerto Rico and schools.
The Sharpie is mightier than the Truth!
Too much sharpie sniffing?
This is so much easier!
This is the only way ...
Riding Stealing the Obama economy.
Bet he does this every night.
A cone might have worked better.
You can sharpie, but you cannot hide that fat.
Alt-Reality.
Let’s not.
trump was right about the airports!
No lie is too small when you hold the power of the sharpie.
With the stroke of a sharpie, you can change history.
But you cannot change the face of ...
Total exoneration of the sharpie charge by the sharpie, LoL!
Jokes aside, this is a great opportunity for the media and for all of us to highlight trump’s mendacity and incompetence, inflicted on the American people day after day. There are no weasel words or plausible deniability here; Sharpies don’t lie, even the most ardent trump supporter can see that the unPresident lies and lies and he ain’t the sharpest sharpie in the drawer. Let’s send these tweets to our friends and family, including those of the conservative kind.