On Thursday, Rudy Giuliani did something nobody on the planet could have expected—he somehow found a way to humiliate himself even more than the Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle.
Standing in what appeared to be the basement of the Republican National Committee headquarters, Jenna Ellis, Sydney Powell, and someone else whose name I’m truly not even going to bother learning stood behind Rudy Giuliani as he began to melt down. Literally. His spray-on hair began dripping down his face, leaving a black-stained trail down each cheek.
It was somehow the most cringe-worthy Rudy moment of 2020, which is saying something considering he was involved in a conspiracy to get Ukraine to manufacture evidence against the Bidens (for which Giuliani’s boss was impeached); worked with two men to launch a company to called Fraud Guaranteed (you cannot make this stuff up); was recently featured in a Borat cameo in a compromising position in a hotel with a woman he believed was a young journalist; and followed that up with the Four Seasons Total Humiliation event in Philadelphia.
He still topped it. Needless to say, Twitter lit up. And so the question had to be asked: What is the name of this band? Wrong answers only.
Folks, the submissions were amazing. Let’s get to some of the top responses. By all means, please add your own submission in the comments.
I don’t know about you, but I needed that laugh, even if what they are trying to do is dangerous and disgraceful. Let us have this few minutes of laughter together.
So, what would you name this band? Have at it.