For some reason I wasn’t watching this live. I mean, on a good day, choosing between watching a NASCAR race or a Trump speech is like deciding whether to eat a Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast out of a roadhouse urinal or my own liver with a Taco Bell spork.
But if you were watching FOX broadcasting network today, you probably thought you’d get to see both.
Well, apparently not, judging from the angry reactions of these Twittering NASCAR fans:
Yes, because Fox News Corp. is famously unsupportive of Donald Trump.
According to RawStory, Fox also earned the ire of the Trumpaloompas when it cut away during Trump’s weird limo lap and aired a Mike Bloomberg ad instead.
For the record, here’s what viewers apparently missed: Donald Trump reading words a communications intern apparently slapped together as the pr*sident followed his finger across the page like a first-grader.
In other words, THE GREATEST SPEECH BY A PRESIDENT EVER — AN ADDRESS THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE!
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