Every Republican senator who acquitted Trump is now on the hook for—dear God—bleach injection, too

by David Nir

Daily Kos Staff Emeritus

Friday, Apr. 24, 2020 Friday, Apr. 24, 2020 at 7:42:11am PDT

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - FEBRUARY 11: Bottles of Clorox bleach sit on a shelf at a grocery store on February 11, 2011 in San Francisco, California. Shares of Clorox stock rose 7.6 percent to close at $71.26 after billionaire investor Carl Icahn disclosed in a regulatory filing that he holds close to 9.1 percent stake in the company. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Well, here we are. Meet the members of the Congressional Bleach Injection Caucus.

Who are they? Just every single Republican senator who voted to acquit Donald Trump after he was impeached for abusing his power and covering up his crimes.

The choice was really simple. We could have had a president who doesn’t suggest that injecting bleach into your body might cure a virus responsible for a global pandemic. Instead, we have Trump.

The good news, at least, is that a number of Bleach Injection Caucus members are up for election this fall and vulnerable:

Martha McSally, Arizona
Cory Gardner, Colorado
Kelly Loeffler, Georgia
David Perdue, Georgia
Joni Ernst, Iowa
Susan Collins, Maine
Steve Daines, Montana
Thom Tillis, North Carolina
John Cornyn, Texas

Even better, if we beat this lot, we’ll also take down the chair of the bleach caucus: Sen. Mitch McConnell himself.

So if you want to restore sanity to the United States, take back the Senate, and remind every Republican that there’s a price to pay for letting Trump walk, please click here right now and donate $1 to defeat each of these senators and smash the Bleach Injection Caucus. Lives—and our democracy—depend on it.