Things are not going well over in the wrong wing
The WIngnut Welfare Office (also known as Murdoch, Inc.) is preparing to be sued into submission for intentionally pushing bad pandemic information. They are shocked as this is no different than their normal operating procedure of pushing bad policies, bad faith and bad hygiene.
Over at the LaPierre branch of the Russian Outreach program, they have fallen onto hard times, leading to layoffs, a rollback in ammunition purchasing and a 3% reduction in LaPierre’s clothing budget.
The Really Nervous Colluders (RNC) have seen their small donor fundraising dry up almost entirely. They are almost entirely dependent on the table scraps from Kochaholics and other deep-pocketed conservative fungi with more hatred than decency.
tRump’s inner circle of flunkies, toadies, lickspittles, henchweasels and spokesliars are busy fleecing the tRump campaign for every dollar their sticky fingers can deflect into their own pockets.
The currently proposed title for the convention documentary is As the Worm Turns.
This harsh tightening of the conservoverse’s belt has led to a market glut of conservative pundits with nowhere to pund. It’s brutal. A lot of these wackos have seen their incomes evaporate in stale clouds of illegal Cuban cigar smoke. YouTube is featuring pundit fights where 14th-rate out-of-work nutjobs are slap-fighting over opportunities to work on Jacob Wohl projects. About the only place still hiring professional embarrassments is the New York Times.
Don’t worry. Our democrats have a plan for this. Elizabeth Warren wrote it and Nancy Pelosi will push it through the House. There is a slight chance (3%) McConnell will bring a generally popular bill like this to the floor where it would pass with only Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell and other active Russian agents opposing.
The Witless Protection Program
The Witless Protection Program will be authorized by the Organized Idiots Control Act of 2020. The U.S. Marshals will be charged with relocating and finding transportation for the more than 98,600 witless pundits and other wrong-wing dead weight currently cluttering up Washington, DC and New York City, and as many of their family members as we can coerce to go along.
The successful operation of this program will provide a unique and valuable tool in the government’s battle against major idiot conspirators and organized idiocy.
The witless and their families will typically receive new identities with authentic documentation and after intense indoctrination will take up their new lives in Murmansk, Russia. Housing, subsistence for basic living expenses and medical care are provided to the witnesses by Vladimir Putin, since they were all working for him in the first place.
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niftywriter was in high dudgeon this morning and was throwing off sparks. Her roundup is required reading for any doom & gloomers in the audience: Roar, Liberal Lions, Roar! Roar Your Bleeding Hearts Out! Tuesday's Good News Roundup
Tuesday’s are Mokurai’s day for double duty. Today he outdid himself with three contributions. First, the green news: Renewable Tuesday: Fossil Fuel Soot Increases Death Rate from Covid-19
Followed by electric vehicles: EV Tuesday: If EVs Were a Country
And finished up with a full 38 raspberry salute for Martha McSally: Covid Karma Conniptions: Sen. Martha McSally, R-WayBeyondMcCainistan