In actuality, Michigan is sending out absentee ballot applications to its 7.7 million registered voters. But that little detail somehow managed to escape Trump's keen sense of observation.
"Breaking:" Trump wrote in a morning tweet. (Whenever Trump leads with "breaking," ya know a whole heap of stupid is on its way.) "Michigan sends absentee ballots to 7.7 million people ahead of Primaries and the General Election," he continued. "This was done illegally and without authorization by a rogue Secretary of State. I will ask to hold up funding to Michigan if they want to go down this Voter Fraud path!."
Congrats, Trump. You're a solid candidate for dumbest person on earth, and you are truly leveraging your platform in unimaginable ways.
It just so happens that the very thing the Democratic secretary of state is doing was approved as a constitutional amendment by 67% of Michigan voters in 2018. So Trump's basically crapping on 67% of the battleground state’s voters who turned out to vote in the last election cycle. Genius.
But hey, Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson isn't only a Democrat—she's a woman! So ya know she's got to be bad bad bad news.
Please, proceed, Trump.
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