Trump in 2013:
Trump now:
Don’t forget about the fake news (and reliably right-wing) Wall Street Journal! They wanted to get in on the fakery, too!
Oh, and then there’s Trump’s ignorance on climate change, health care policy, epidemiology, history, science, religion, logic, geography, geopolitics, diplomacy, current events, the U.S. government, nutrition, consensus reality, and basic hygiene.
And you can add pretty much everything else to the list while we’re at it.
And not only does he have no grasp of basic facts, he also doesn’t know how to do anything — with the possible exception of prying McDonald’s french fries off his humid orange carrot Jell-O salad of a face after mid-afternoon naps.
But anything related to his alleged job? Nah. Fugheddaboutit.
This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry." — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!