Sure the video speaks for itself. Of course it does. But this would not be a Rule of Claw diary about a MAGAT without some Rule of Claw sarcasm.
First off we may have what appears to be a problem with the ushers. They appear to say “We know” when the man says “They stole our election you know.” However I will acknowledge the possiblity they were just humoring him, as suggested in the comments, to keep this from becoming violent.
But aside from that let’s consider that: These Texas Rangers sit 29 games under .500 at 38-67. This man paid $$ to go to the upper deck of a stadium in Arlington, TX, which as anyone who has been there knows is about as convenient and comfortable as velcroed elastic underwear. He for some reason thinks A. someone cares and B. someone is watching. The Texas Rangers get about the same ratings, being better than only the Arizona Diamondbacks, as the Time Life Music Series informercial we used to watch in the middle of the night.
So clearly, this man posessed no understanding of marketing.
Also, take a look at this amazing attendance in the clip. I see at least, ten, maybe even as many as twenty people in the stands.
Finally the man himself is named Owen Shroyer, and he is no ordinary MAGAT of course not.
He has a Facebook page called “Engage Liberty With Owen Shroyer.” (What if liberty doesn’t want to get married?) And this is what he chose to use for his profile pic:
Not quite sure why a sentient being would deliberately choose a picture as if he were audtioning for the next “SAW” sequel, maybe he thought Cary Elwes was retired? Could you imagine if this is what he uses on Tinder? Then his profile might go something like this:
Committed Magat.
Believes in the discredited theory of white genocide.
Does videos for Inforwars.
Texas Rangers fan.
What is the all-time most swiped left record do you think?
Do you think Tinder has ever had to refund someone because every person rejected someone?
“Dear Sir, we regret to inform you that we are removing you from our services and refunding you because literally every woman in our app swiped left on you. It appears that they even messaged each other specifically to swipe left. In fact we had to deal with cancellations simply for having you on our app.”
But really, who doesn’t associate frothing at the mouth in a dark room with red backlight with romance?
After all, doesn’t every great love story start out with a text to a BFF that says “If you don’t hear from me by morning, this is the address I am currently at?”
-ROC
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