Donald Trump appeared with Sean Hannity recently to complain about hurricane Ian. A transcript of the conversation appears below:
“Thank you for being with us today Mr. President. It is a great honor.”
“Yes it is.”
“Florida…..”
“Yes. Have you seen what’s happened in Florida? It’s a disaster! You know, most people don’t know this, but in terms of water, hurricanes can make a lot. There is a lot of water and there is also wind.“
“Yes, sir.”
“I mean, why is the fake news not talking about that?”
‘Uh...?’
“And you know, this would have never happened if I was still president.”
“Sir?”
“”The weather just doesn’t respect us. Since Sleepy Joe became president we’re a laughing stock! If I was still president I would have nuked that hurricane before it hit America.”
“You mean……”
“Yes, you gotta hit those hurricanes when they are over some s**t hole country like Puerto Rico.”
“Sir, Puerto Rico is apart of the United States.”
“That’s what the Radical Left wants you to believe. Do they even speak American down there? No, and do you know why? Because of the open borders policy of Joe Biden. It’s a disgrace.”
“Uh, the hurricane…..”
“And you know, people are saying that’s why the hurricane hit Florida so bad. And who’s gonna clean it all up? That RINO, Ron De Santis, sent all the illegals to Martha’s Vineyard! And, you know, that was my idea. Fat Ron stole that idea from me!”
“But…”
“That means Americans have to clean it up! This kind of thing should never be allowed to happen in our country.”
“Perhaps….”
“And think about it. The hurricane hit Florida. Why Florida? There is speculation that it is because Trump lives there. Many people think that the government can control where the hurricanes go. I saw on the internet just yesterday a woman saying that the Deep State hit Mar a Lago with a hurricane so that Hillary’s emails wouldn’t be found!”
“Are you saying that you have Hillary’s emails?”
“That’s what I’m hearing.”
“I think we have to go to a commercial break.”