Be sure to carefully read the diary until the very end.
Rejoice! I, bilboteach, have chosen to acknowledge that the pandemic is finally over! I am waving the white flag in hopes of living with this awesome and totally non-damaging and non-lethal Omicron variant of COVID-19! It is clear that the pandemic is completely over, otherwise these very knowledgeable people would have said otherwise!
A judge in Florida ruled that the pandemic was over! Obviously very qualified! The judgiest of judges, huger than the others! Believe me!
Delta Airlines, a noble and smart company that cares about your health, has lifted the oppressive mask mandate! Other airlines are wisely following! Bigly!
Dr. Leana Wen, who I would replace bumbling Dr. Fauci with, has said this for a long time! Almost trust her as much as Dr. Ronny Jackson!!
Obviously, some very alarmist and propagandist people say otherwise!! They sabotaged us for two years, and they are still at it! Let’s debunk them under the fold!
Long COVID isn’t something to worry about, not at all! People are just whiners looking for an excuse not to work! Look at what people are saying about Long COVID people — they are lazy! Work harder!
Only the weak have problems with COVID! It’s just a cold or the flu! Why should we worry about brain bleeds or anything else that happens with COVID! It’s all crisis actors like this mayor!
The immunocompromised people are just fine! We don’t need them in our lives and we shouldn’t have to change for these people! Liar senator from Taxachusetts below!
These images are not our government! FAKE NEWS!
No need to worry about new subvariants! Testing is going away, and those subvariants aren’t important because everyone has had COVID already or has gotten the shot Trump gloriously provided us but we still stupidly refuse to take! Herd immunity is here! Nothing more than a cold!
Any news of cases rising or hospitalizations rising is false! It was the masks all along that kept us from getting where we needed to go in the pandemic! Freedom uber alles! Besides, the guy below is the chief alarmist who is NEVER right and should NEVER be listened to!
Who cares if 500 die a day! Who cares if we are approaching 1 million official deaths! Those people were disposable! Never mind the lovey-doves who are still in mourning! They need to get over COVID like I have! Besides, they didn’t die of COVID! Something else killed them!
If you couldn’t tell that this was snark, then lucky for you I wrote this at the bottom of the diary. I am FURIOUS right now, and when I feel this way I often resort to snark and sarcasm in heavy doses. I have never felt more disposable as a Long COVID sufferer than right now. While I am not giving up quite yet, the events depicted at the start of the diary have left me extremely close to doing so.
With all of the stress in my life right now, the last thing I need is for this stinging defeat to have happened. The moves by the airlines show that they don’t think the mandate will EVER come back. Biden is fighting for it, but the damage has already been done.
If you still care about catching COVID, this article is for you: