THE PERSON who MAKES the FIRST COMMENT WILL GET TWO CATS
EVERY PERSON WHO COMMENTS WILL GET A CAT
RULES IN THE DIARY
WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING in the DIARY that you LIKE
YOU CAN REPOST IT AS COMMENT in the DIARY
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Part of me doesn't want to post this, but part of me says I have to. Kristi Noem described putting down a puppy in her VEEP audition book. It hasn't gone over well.
Kristi Noem is trash.
Decades with hunting- and bird-dogs, and the number I've killed because they were chicken-sharp or had too much prey drive is ZERO. Puppies need slow exposure to birds, and bird-scent.
She killed a puppy because she was lazy at training bird dogs, not because it was a bad dog.
Not every dog is for the field, but 99.9% of them are trainable or re-homeable. We have one now who was never going in the field, but I didn't kill her. She's sleeping on the couch.
You down old dogs, hurt dogs, and sick dogs humanely, not by shooting them and tossing them in a gravel pit. Unsporting and deliberately cruel…
but she wrote this to prove the cruelty is the point. https://theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book
Best snarky brain cleanse i can find:
Kristi Noem doesn't work either. Nobody has put her down.
Followed by a puppy palate cleanser.
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Top MAGA politicians:
Kristi Noem- shoots her 14 month old dog because it was ‘worthless as a hunting dog’.
Matt Gaetz- attends drug parties with underage girls he sleeps with, throws House GOP into chaos because the speaker refused to quash an ethics investigation into the matter.
Lauren Boebert- publicly jerks off guys in theaters.
Trump- on trial for hush money payments to p*rnstars he paid to f*ck while his wife was pregnant/at home with newborn.
These people are all celebrated as ‘heroes’, but they are actually all degenerate sociopaths.
This write up could be a thousand times longer. It’s time for the GOP to figure out a way to move on from this ‘movement’.
All I can say is A-fecking-men!
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Oh, hey, look. Its another day that ends in Y. FIDJT is napping again.
Hopefully he’ll prove that if you snooze you lose
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I like it.
If I'm Hunter Biden, I make some kind of wild appeal based on Kavanaugh and Thomas' comments about Special Counsels (in Kavanaugh's case, substantially about Indepedent Counsels). Not bc it's procedurally proper or has merit.
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Alina Habba says if Trump wasn’t being tried in the completely blue state of Manhattan, it would be a different game
Actually, if Manahattan was a Blue State, it would be a different game.
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Possibly the one thing weighing most heavily on some justices' minds this weekend...
A question the Supreme Court will implicitly answer in the immunity case is, what power are they theoretically bestowing on Joe Biden before he leaves office? Saving Trump would ironically rest on having confidence in Biden's decency.
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Evening Shade Seekers! Today was a very good day!
Happy South Dakota Day (Governor notwithstanding)! (Long)
Happy Help A Horse Day!
Happy Hairball Appreciation Day!
And Happy National Kids and Pets Day! (Long)