BEAT ‘EM AT THEIR OWN GAME, GIRL!!!!
Congresswoman Jasmine Crocket (D-Texas) gettin’ personal.
Only after MTG did, first.
But Jasmine did it with class, soul, and humor.
Actually, the song is King Willonius. The man himself: www.tiktok.com/...
But Crockett wants the rights!!!
Bleach Blonde Bad Built Botched Body Song Lyrics
Well I saw the thing with some politicos
It had bleach blonde hair and only three toes
I commenced to shakin’ and I said “Ooh-eee”
It looks like a bad butch body to me
It was a bleach blonde bad-built butch body congresswoman
(bleach blonde bad-built butch body congresswoman)
A bleach blonde bad-built butch body congresswoman
Sure looks strange to me (three toes?)
Well she came up from Georgia and she sat in the House
She didn’t make many friends and even lost her spouse
Her constituents wanted her to represent
She said “I’m only here for the MAGA President”
It was a bleach blonde bad-built butch body congresswoman
(bleach blonde bad-built butch body congresswoman)
A bleach blonde bad-built butch body congresswoman
Sure looks strange to me
I said Mrs Taylor Greene, what’s your line?
And she said, “Being in Congress and it sure is fine”
But I’m not passing laws or making decrees
“I wanna spread some Q-Anon conspiracies”
She’s a neanderthal, screw y’all, butch body congresswoman
Three-toed, overgrowed, butch body congresswoman
(we plant pipe bombs)
butch body congresswoman
Call her MTG
The full story here:
malaysia.news.yahoo.com/…
Rep. Jasmine Crockett Says She's Ready For 'Hand-To-Hand Combat All The Time'
WASHINGTON — The confrontation between Reps. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) at a House oversight committee hearing Thursday may have been inevitable.
Since arriving in Congress in 2023, Crockett has been one of the committee’s most vocal Democrats. And Greene has been Greene, offering her trademark stream of inflammatory behavior, including a “fake eyelashes” jab at Crockett last week, to which the Democrat responded with her now-infamous clapback about Greene’s “bleach-blond, bad-built, butch body.”
For Democrats, especially newer members of the House oversight committee, Thursday’s hearing seems to have vindicated their strategy of aggressively mocking Republicans.
Greene went personal, Crockett responded, and the chaos overshadowed the GOP-led committee’s push for criminal contempt charges against the U.S. attorney general, with even House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) shaking his head at the proceedings. It was just the latest episode of what some have termed “failure theater” for House oversight committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky.).
“It is a committee where you got to stay on top of your toes and be ready for some nonsense,” Crockett told HuffPost. “I didn’t think that I’d have to be ready for being attacked for my lashes in committee, but it is that type of committee where it is hand-to-hand combat all the time.”
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) speaks during a press conference outside the U.S. Capitol on March 20, 2024, in Washington. Win McNamee via Getty Images
Since Thursday, Crockett has reveled in praise for her counterattack on Greene, aggregating various tribute songs on her social media feed and brushing off criticism that she, like the Georgian, had issued a degrading personal attack. She says she only went there after Comer made it clear that Greene would face no consequences for commenting on Crockett’s appearance.
“I did not respond in kind immediately,” Crockett said. “I actually sat there and attempted to allow the process to work.”
Greene, an exercise enthusiast, may have been offended.
Marge can dish it out, but she can’t take it!