BREAKING: Bush Wins Golden Raspberry

by KingOneEye

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Sunday, Feb. 27, 2005 Sunday, Feb. 27, 2005 at 12:08:11am PST

I apologize for interupting the entertainment and recreation we all like to engage in here, but a bit of truly historic news has surfaced that we must all take pause to consider.

Beating such established Hollywood hunks as Colin Farrell and Vin Diesel, President Bush won the Golden Raspberry Award on Saturday for worst actor of the year for his appearance in Michael Moore's documentary Fahrenheit 9/11

From amongst an impressive slate of nominees, the President has distinguished himself once again and proven to his critics that he should not be misunderestimated.

Also recognizied for their outstanding efforts were Condaleeza Rice (sharing the Worst Screen Couple award with Bush) and Donald Rumsfeld (Worst Supporting Actor).