Jonesin' for a Scoop...

Hmm, let's see.  I have no journalistic credentials whatsoever, but I want to be famous and rich.  Hey I know! I'll use fabricated innuendo from an "unnamed source" to libel the innocent!  Dittosphere, here I come!

Hey Kossacks!  Make history!  

I need a story that will rock the media for hours to come, despite being totally spurious.

Be my focus group and help me get my fifteen minutes!