For the regular readers of this, sorry I'm posting it a day later than usual. I had to put this together using dial-up, and the unGodly piece of shit known as America Online kept disconnecting every time I tried to publish last night.
So with that said, the standard warning: If you would like to see some of the latest entertainment news & celebrity gossip, keep reading. However, if you are easily offended by half-naked women or other such things, you might want to stop right now.....You've been warned.....
[Paris Hilton Is Still Driving]
If you're Paris Hilton and you've just been sentenced to 45 days in jail because of driving on a suspended license, why in the fuck would you be still driving a car. I mean it's not like she couldn't afford to get a towncar & a driver to take her where she wants to go. If you have money to stay out at night, party & smoke weed, you have money to get a driver. Especially if you're on probation after pleading no contest to a wreckless driving DUI charge. The picture to the left was snapped the day before yesterday.....
Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.
The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term......Despite having her licence suspended, Paris was followed by photographers as she lost her way in LA, finishing up in a dead-end even after reading print-out directions. Photographers also reported she pulled three u-turns in a search for her final destination.
This news comes as some "fans" of Ms. Hilton started an internet petition to get Governor Schwarzenegger to issue a pardon. The petition reads in part.....
To:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
Paris posted a message on her MySpace page asking people to sign the petition, but she didn't use spell check.....
"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"
According to last count though, more people would rather have her locked up than free.....
At first, Paris Hilton's defense had been that her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told her it was okay to drive and that her suspended license had been reinstated. The judge in the case didn't buy it at all, especially since she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended from a DUI charge, at the time she was arrested. According to TMZ.com, Paris will have to do at least 39 days, where she'll be in a 24 person pod & have a bunkmate, along with a stylin orange jumpsuit.
Paris Hilton's tactics has changed slightly. Attorney Howard Weitzman seems to be out, and instead she's bringing in Richard Hutton who specializes in DUI cases. Paris also released a statement to the press taking full responsibility for the situation, signaling a shift from the blame the publicist excuse......
After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.
After leaving her new attorney's office yesterday, she was caught sobbing in a car with her mother. Supposedly, this was the result from a "come to Jesus" conversation where the implications of what she's looking at was laid out to her. However, it's been argued that going to jail may be the best thing that could happen for her. Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame seemed to be coming to a close, and this incident only keeps her in the media spotlight.....
[Lindsay Lohan Caught On Tape Doing Coke In A Bathroom]
I had a story in last week's "TIC" about Lindsay Lohan being suspected of falling off the wagon, after her stint in rehab. However, it seems she's kicked it up a notch into disaster territory. I don't think anyone should be suprised to see Lindsay indulging in the booger sugar, but what self-respecting celebrity allows themselves to be taped while doing it? Especially when it's one of your "friends", who's going to take the first chance they get to sell it to a tabloid.....
Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town. Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law."
Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:
- SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone
- STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table
- BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.
Click on the thumbnails below to see pics of the night in question, courtesy of Hollywood Tuna.....
And now comes word from the National Enquirer of a wacked out weekend in Coachella, that had Vodka, Tequila & Ecstasy thrown in the mix too. Rehab works wonders doesn't it?
[At Coachella] Lindsay bought six tablets of Ecstasy - three with an imprint of a blue Smurf and three with a pink diamond. She also bought an eight-ball of cocaine (about 3½ grams). Lindsay did line after line of coke all weekend. She was always the last one to leave all-night parties because she was still flying high.
One morning she ordered a $400 breakfast; two bottles of Ketel One vodka, one bottle of Belvedere vodka and a bottle of Patron tequila. Since that weekend, Lindsay has been drifting a near-24/7 haze.
Lindsay crushed Ecstasy into the coke and snorted it to get a hardcore rush. Her favorite alcohol is vodka. She pours it into a 16-oz. water bottle and drinks it straight or mixed with some soda. But she also drinks tequila and champagne.
[The Hoff Can't See His Kids]
After the video above showing David Hasselhoff, drunk eating a burger from Wendy's on the floor while his 17-year-old daughter taped it & asked him questions, visitation with his children was suspended.....
A judge will hold a hearing on May 21st to determine how the tape will affect his long-term rights. The judge also ordered that Hasselhoff, his ex-wife Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff and their kids meet with a psychologist prior to the May 21st hearing. The psychologist has the power to adjust the judge's order after meeting with the fractured family.
The Hoff is only allowed telephone contact with his kids.
[K-Fed: Britney's New Boyfriend Is "Trash"]
Brit is trying to mount a comeback, but now her new man has become an issue, musician Howie Day. She met him & started the relationship while both were in rehab together (which I believe is a big no-no when it comes to the recovery). However, it's some of the incidents in Day's past that has some friends concerned......
Spears’ new sweetie was arrested in 2004 for allegedly locking a fan in the bathroom of his tour bus when she rejected his sexual overtures, reports the tab. The next year, he was charged with verbally abusing a flight attendant while under the influence of alcohol and sleeping pills. He pleaded "no contest" to the fan incident, was fined and ordered to apologize; he served a year of probation for the episode aboard the plane.
According to reports, ex-husband Kevin Federline's opinion of Day & the relationship was.....
"He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed you have to head to the dump to find trash, referring to how Britney and Howie met while in rehab."
[The 25 Saddest Songs Ever?]
According to Spinner.com, these are The 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs in the Whole World.....
- 'The River' - Bruce Springsteen (1980)
- 'Nothing Compares 2 U' - Sinead O'Connor (1990)
- 'No Surprises' - Radiohead (1997)
- 'A Change Is Gonna Come' - Sam Cooke (1964)
- 'Space Oddity' - David Bowie (1969)
- 'That's the Way I've Always Heard It Should Be' - Carly Simon (1971)
- 'Lost Cause' - Beck (2002)
- 'I've Gotta Get a Message to You' - Bee Gees (1968)
- 'Back to Black' - Amy Winehouse (2006)
- 'Shilo' - Neil Diamond (1968)
- 'My Mom' - Chocolate Genius (1998)
- 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' - Dionne Warwick (1963)
- 'Naked as We Came' - Iron & Wine (2004)
- 'In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning' - Frank Sinatra (1954)
- 'Brick' - Ben Folds Five (1997)
- 'In the Real World' - Roy Orbison (1989)
- 'Concrete Angel' - Martina McBride (2001)
- 'Dance With My Father' - Luther Vandross (2003)
- 'Hallelujah' - Jeff Buckley (1994)
- 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' - George Jones (1980)
- 'I Know It's Over' - The Smiths (1986)
- 'Hurt' - Johnny Cash (2002)
- 'Eleanor Rigby' - The Beatles (1966)
- 'Gloomy Sunday' - Billie Holiday (1941)
- 'Chicken Wire' - Pernice Brothers (1998)
[Movie News]
George Lucas, the creator of Jar-Jar Binks, gave an interview where he gave a review of Spider-Man 3. He called the movie "silly".....
"It’s silly. It’s a silly movie," he said. "There just isn’t much there. Once you take it all apart, there’s not much story, is there? [...] People thought ‘Star Wars’ was silly, too," he added, with a wink. "But it wasn’t."
Of course it's silly. I mean it's incredibly silly that the hero would turn into an evil whiny brat & put on a black costume. Lucas has never done that.....Right? The other George Lucas News was the announcement of 2 new Star Wars movies for television.
Also in the news.....
From some of the crew over at SNL, comes Hot Rod. The story of a "Super Dave" type amateur stuntman. Here's the trailer.....
What happens if you're an up & coming successful young woman, and you get pregnant after a one-night stand with a complete slob? That's the plot to Knocked Up, coming from the same people behind The 40-Year-Old Virgin.....
[Gratuitous Links & Pics]
Odd Links & Clips
[What the hell happened to Melanie Griffith?]
[Worst....Tattoo.....Ever]
[Who Is Dumb Enough To Buy The Facial Flex?]
[SNL Classic: Chris Farley's Chippendales Audition]
[What men are thinking but never say]
[Conan O’Brien Visits Industrial Light and Magic]
[Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria Get Their Grind On]
[Cow Attack]
[Come on down to the Valley Ball strip club! Free buffet 11-3 Friday]
[What happens when you let a baby play with a Cobra?]
[Turtle VS Cat]
[The Amazing Spider-Man 1977 TV Show Promo]
[Japanese Spider-Man]
The Guys
[A Nude James Franco]
[Bartolomeo Fasano]
[Michael Szewczyk: Male Model]
[Johnny Depp Is Getting Married]
[American Tennis player Robby Ginepri]
[English Model & Actor Benjamin Hart]
[Adam Levine of Maroon 5]
[Milo Ventimiglia from "Heroes"]
[Christian Bonello]
The Ladies
[Jessica Biel In Elle Magazine]
[Jessica Simpson & Her Massive Boobies]
[Argentinan hottie Karina Jelinek]
[A Minute With.....Adriana Lima]
[Leonor Watling - ¿Cómo se dice 'Flapper Fappin' en Español?]
[Sara Jean Underwood: Playboy Playmate of the Year]
[A Minute With.....A Very Flexible Sienna Miller]
[Alessandra Ambrosio & Friends Do GQ]
[Gisele Like Most Women Loves This Louie Guy]
[Catherine Bell Gallery]
[Pania Rose Returns]
[Louise Glover & a Zebra bikini]
[TNA Wrestling’s Leticia Cline]
[How Hot Is Natalia Paris?]
[For All You "Buffy" Nerds, Alyson Hannigan Bikini Shots]
[Natalia Vodianova in her Lingerie]
[A Minute With.....Rachel Bilson]
[Amanda Harrington: Call Me, I’ll Make You Famous!]
[Almudena Fernandez in her Lingerie]
[Anneliisa Tonisson Is Lovely In White]