With apologies to Irving Berlin, Ethel Merman, and others
There's no business like pol business
Like no business I know
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With apologies to Irving Berlin, Ethel Merman, and others
There's no business like pol business
Like no business I know
Every Christo-Fascist is appeasing
Nothing FISA courts will disallow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing the votes of all
There's no people like pol people
They grab most of your dough
Yesterday you told the press to go to hell
Cartoonists drawing you in a cell
Next day Bill O'Reilley's giving up as well
Let's go on with the fraud
There's no business like pol business
Like no business I know
You get word the terra-ists are dialing
Listen to them speak their evil plans
Then you realize that what they're planning
Is nothing more than cookies and jam
There's no business like pol people
They smile when they are booked
Even with a lobbyist you know will squeal
You'll still get golf and expensive meals
Say you didn't do it but that Bill did too
Let's go on with the fraud
Let's go on with the fraud