Well, dear, I can't explain it to you until you're 21. And you can't look it up on the internets, because mommy blocked your access. And now you can't look up "teabagging" in the dictionary, because mommy won't let you look at the dictionary either.
What. The. Fuck.
Dictionary definition raises ruckus at Menifee school
Do you really want to know why Kos' hate mail is so full of teh stoopid? One reason might be that STUPID WINGNUT PARENTS oppose their kids having access to the dictionary.
Yes, the DICTIONARY. That big, thick book full of, get this, words.
Did you know that there are, um, words about sex in there? Oh. My. God.
And remarkably, it seems that democracy in Menifee, California, closely resembles democracy in the Senate:
...Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary now faces a new if unlikely notoriety: being too sexy for its own good.
That was the verdict from at least one parent in Menifee last week who called the principal of Oak Meadows Elementary School to say that entries describing oral sex in the dictionary were too explicit. The books were immediately pulled off the shelves and "temporarily housed off location" until a committee could determine their suitability for children.
So now, parents will have the option to ban their kids from using the dictionary.
"The dictionary will go back to the classroom but the parents will be given the option to determine if they want their kids to have access to that dictionary," said Betti Cadmus, a spokeswoman for the Menifee Union School District in southwest Riverside County. Students will take permission slips home and parents who don't want them to use Webster's 10th Collegiate Edition can opt for alternative dictionaries.
And you wonder why our country is in such a god damn mess.